A problem I'd like to see the presidential candidates address

The problem is, semiliteracy in blog-comment spammers.

I mean, what am I supposed to do with this critique that I received the other day?

"The next time I read a blog, I hope that it doesnt disappoint me as a lot as this one particular. I mean, I know it was my option to read, but I truly believed youd have something fascinating to say. All I hear can be a bunch of whining about some thing that you simply could fix should you werent too busy trying to find attention."

They say foreigners are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do. Fine with me. I don't want my daughter growing up to be a blog spammer.

And for a poor foreigner hungry to get ahead in the world, blog spamming is probably better for the brain than boxing and better for the soul than participating in child prostitution rings.

But if you're going to spam, do it right. Spam in English, motherfuckers.