Along with a number of others, I was included in a new Facebook "Buddies" group started by Nick Morgan; I was pleased, because Nick's a smart and well-connected speechwriter/speaking coach dude, and if he raises a tent, I want to be inside.
But I was stoned on Vicodin all weekend, so I didn't think much of it.
Other invitees seemed like they were on better drugs.
"Delighted to be deemed a buddy, Nick!"
"Thanks Boss! Very honored."
"Wow! I'm a FON! Yay!"
"Honored to be among your buddies!"
"Wow! Honored is a huge understatement."
And hon and hon like that, until one first-degree buzz-murderer asked quietly: "What is 'Buddies' purpose?"