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November 03, 2011


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Your ridiculous posts are always my favorites.

I don't know what that says about you.

And I sure as shit don't know what that says about me.

Suki, if I read you right, it sounds like you agree with me that there is a good chance that getting my wisdom teeth out won't turn me into Kurt Vonnegut.

I don't know if you can turn into the next Kurt Vonnegut, but I agree David that you must have some low-grade infection in your head that affects your brain in a subtle way.

Jim, you introduce an alarming possibility. That this low-grade infection is what fuels what limited talent I do have.

Screw this. I'm calling the dentist and telling him: I'm not ready to retire!

So it goes.

Mostly I'm just ticked by your self-diagnosis. I mean, did you Google that? What does WebMD have to say about Low-Grade Infection Of The Head?


I haven't looked for Low-Grade Head Infections at WebMD, but on Google we learn that head infections are characterized by "chronic nasal discharge, obstruction, and low-grade discomfort across the bridge of the nose."

Not only do I have all those symptoms right now, I can't remember a time when I didn't.

True, that's a complete conundrum. Heh, it was a short yet amusing read. Still, for the sake of your health, you probably need to get that tooth out.

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