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Thank god its Friday. I have a child with a cold who is staying home. I'm not like those moms that know the kid is sick and sends the kid in to share the wealth. When I was at her lunch the other day, one kid refused to cover his mouth as he caughed a lung up. I reminded him at least a dozen times. Don't parents teach this? This poor kid told me he threw up that morning. I would like to thank his mother personally, as my daughter now has a cold and I am sure to catch it. Please give me her number... Please.... I'll handle this...