I hate Panera Bread because they don't serve beer, and when I'm having lunch between two travel soccer games in Elgin or Rockford or Crown Point, I want beer.
Also, I deserve beer.
And in conclusion, I will have beer.
All the kids on Scout's travel soccer team know this, because I tell them so.
But what these young fools don't understand, because none of them have ever been in a hospital, is this:
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